submission written as satire
I avoid pregnancy because I need to better myself to provide a good example for my child. I want him/her to have a strong mother who was able to overcome hurdles, has a good job, and can provide for everything they need without question. I want to provide my child(ren) everything I was denied, and help them to become the independent thinkers that will face the world's problems.. Well, when the husband finally made it home I didn't waste time in revealing my new item. Well, his jaw hit the floor so it clearly did the trick. I'm a 36DD and a size 14 with mother bearing hips, so I'm always body conscious of what I wear, but this item did it all for me and my husband.. However, yeah, you shouldn't ask somebody out unless you /know/ you're somewhat attracted to them, if that's at all a concern for you. The straight girl who later rescinds her actions as just "experimenting" or "playing around" is not the most beloved of creatures in a lot